Slightly edited from my very first dA entry:

Let's use this entry as an intro to my world...

Hello. This is me. My journal. My misfortune in which we call life. Everything in here is solely for my venting and for the mere, sick enjoyment of whomever may come in contact with this journal. If you know me, feel free to read, feel guilty for knowing, feel obligated not to tell your friends. If I write about you, I'm sorry you came in contact with this; I can't guarantee any of it's pleasant. However, keep in mind that this IS mine, and you can't hold my thoughts against me; especially if you're the person prying into my thoughts. To everyone else, please enjoy my anger, my randomness, my occasional giddiness (it doesn't happen often)and most of all, myself. And if nothing else, enjoy my overuse of commas and periods.

...Enter the realms of my mind.
XOXO -Bleak

*I find this appropriate still, and since I plan on submitting more journal entries, some not so pleasant, I think this still stands as a pretty appropriate prelude...